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The Idles
The Idles
Is your team dragging its heels? Productivity in the pits? Not anymore!
Say Hello to Maxwell — The Supercomputer of Tomorrow, Today!
From the fine folks at Moloch Industries, this marvel of modern engineering keeps your team on track and sends your company’s productivity soaring to brand-new heights!
It’s simple, it’s effective, and it’s 100% guaranteed to boost results.
The top companies in the country are already on board — what are you waiting for?
The Idles is an asymmetric card game for two players. Set in a nostalgic 1950s America with dystopian undertones, the game pits a mysterious supercomputer — obsessed with maximizing corporate productivity — against a lowly employee struggling under that very weight.
The supercomputer, Maxwell, will line up his programs and defend them with supervisors until they can be executed successfully...by any means necessary! Meanwhile, the employee must constantly prove their worth by grinding out productivity awards, or else risk being branded an idler.
And bad things are said to happen to those who idle. Better not find out!
Call (587) 361-0033 or email Armadillo713@icloud.com to purchase this item. Available for shipping or in-store pickup. Shipping rates are based on your address and will be provided before you finalize your order. Thank you for shopping local!
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We have a 30-day return policy, which means you have 30 days after receiving your item to request a return.
To be eligible for a return, your item must be in the same condition that you received it, unworn or unused, with tags, and in its original packaging. You’ll also need the receipt or proof of purchase.
To start a return, you can contact us at armadillo713@icloud.com. If your return is accepted, we’ll send you a return shipping label, as well as instructions on how and where to send your package. Items sent back to us without first requesting a return will not be accepted.
You can always contact us for any return question at armadillo713@icloud.com