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Poetry for Neanderthals NSFW

Poetry for Neanderthals NSFW

Regular price $34.99 CAD
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Poetry for Neanderthals: NSFW Edition is an adult party game similar to Taboo in which players earn points by getting their teammates to guess words and phrases. The catch is that they are allowed to use only single-syllable words. Enjoy getting grandma to guess phrases like "nudist beach", "mile high club", or "banana hammock", but be careful. If you use any words with more than one syllable, the other team gets to spank you with the two-foot inflatable Spank Stick.

But maybe that's not such a bad thing?

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